Git it wet

GODDAMNIT, I MISS KATIE FUCKING OWEN.

It has been so long

Since I’ve been on this damn thing.

I forgot that I had one of these…

So, I did a myspace survey…

1.Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?..
Open, so the clown in my closet can get out and write on my face while I sleep.

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
No, I steal hotels.

3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Fuck sheets.

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Yes. Hopefully so that people will get lost on the way to my house. I live in hell, by the way.

5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
I wipe my ass with them.

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
I collect coupons. Some of them are worth millions.

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
I come from a long line of Mexican Bear Wrestlers.

8. Do you have freckles?
Yeah, but not on my face. My vag.

9. Do you always smile for pictures?
I smile out of my asshole.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
When people ask me what my biggest pet peeve is.

11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
No, I count the people who I want to kill as they walk by. Today I got up to 50.

12. Have you ever peed in the woods?
Its the best place to do it.

13. What about pooped in the woods?
I find its much better to shit on my neighbor’s pillow.

14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
Who DOESN’T dance when there isn’t music playing?

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Yes. I also chew on penises.

16. How many people have you slept with this week?
About 30 this week.

17. What size is your bed?
I sleep on a box.

18. What is your Song of the week?
“I sit down when I pee” by Tim & Eric.

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Ask Chris Wolf.

20. Do you still watch cartoons?
No, I make my own cartoons. They’re pornographic cartoons.

21. Whats your least favorite movie?
The Passion of the Christ.

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
In my gaping asshole.

23. What do you drink with dinner?
Cat piss.

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Also, Cat piss.

25. What is your favorite food?
Chocolate dipped rat penis.

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Does anything on Efuckt count?

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Satan.

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
I was a tranny scout when I was a little one.

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Its been done. Check out Playgirl in ‘98.

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
I wrote to Satan telling how much I missed hell a few years back.

31. Can you change the oil on a car?
I can change your genitalia, if you think you were born with the wrong parts.

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
No, but I got charged for vehicular manslaughter once.

33. Ran out of gas?
Yes, because when I hit the old lady, I kept going to see how far I could get with her intestines still on my windshield.

34. Favorite kind of sandwich?
Hamster sandwiches are the best.

35 Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Hedgehogs.

36. What is your usual bedtime?
I’m like Edward Cullen. I never sleep.

37. Are you lazy?
No. I always Git-r-done.

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
A pile of shit. Oh, wait that was Christmas.

39. What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Aquarius.

40. How many languages can you speak?
English and a demonic language. You wouldn’t know what it is.

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
National Geographic.

42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Legos——-when you eat them, YOU’LL SHIT BRIX.

43. Are you stubborn?
As a mule.

44. Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
Steven Colbert.

45. Ever watch soap operas?
All my children.

46. Afraid of heights?
No. I only fear my father. You may know him. the “Father of lies”

47. Sing in the car?
Shit in the car.

48. Dance in the shower?
Come on. Its 2009. Who showers anymore?

49. Dance in the car?
Shit ON your car.

50. Ever used a gun?
Only to masturbate with.

KATIE AND COREY ARE FUCKING RIDICULOUS.

Seriously, I’ve never, in my whole life, seen such FUCKING adorable shit.

Katie: The way you talk about me, people would think I make the sun shine.

Corey: You do make the sun shine.

I got kicked out of my house today

My mother is a fucking cunt from hell.

Are you on myspace?

Add this.

www.myspace.com/isabelleart

I do makeup and shit.

My brother > you

I just received a text from him that said “FREEZE! Put your hands on the oodles&noodles”